• a must-read warning about paypal - sellers beware!!
• ah, apartment living - june 30, 2005
• project goodbye usa - why it's becoming increasingly hard to be an american

• amy's milkbone party - just another wild night in the big apple
• have a coke and a smile - a short anecdote from my childhood
• moving to NYC in '92 - a true story
• the story of fran - follow-up to a promise made in the above story
• the seinfeld story - i can't make this stuff up, kids

nonsensical fiction stories and other humor

• the 12-step class
• my psychic advisor
• humor - some of my stand-up material
• mock news - old, but still funny if you can remember the news stories spoofed